Funny Shayari

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Aaj Fir Mere Sath Ek Ghatna Ghat Gyi..
Meri Nazaro Ka Nishana Thoda Chuka, Or Uski Saheli Pat Gyi !

Bhook kya hoti he, jake usse pucho
Jise aadhi rat me bhook lagti he…..

Aaj agar vo Reply karegi
To hi roti khaunga
Nahi to Parathe khakar so jaunga

Aap samdar ki baat karte ho….
Aap samdar ki baat karte ho….
Lekin kai baar log gatar me bhi doob jate he !!!!

Aapki smile ne sara jag hila diya..
Coma se jage marij ko parmanent sula diya.!!

Aaine ke 100 tukde karke humne dekhe he,
Aaine ke 100 tukde karke humne dekhe he,
Phir kya mammi se maar khai or khud hi ikkatha krke phenke he..

Dost ruthe toh rab ruthe ,fir ruthe toh jag chhute,
agarfir ruthe toh dil ruthe, agar fir ruthe?
Nikal danda maar saale ko jab tak danda na tute..

Dil ne ye kaha he dil se,
Padhle exam aa rhi he phirse….

Aaj sad song sunkar bf ki yaad me 1 ghanta roi
Phir yaad aaya
Mera to koi bf hi nhi he
Phir 2 ghante or roi

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
Liya kagaz or tasweer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki dil se laga kar rkhunga us tasveer ko,
Par vo tasveer baccho ko darane ke kaam aai

Puri bottle na sahi kam se kam ek jam to ho,
Jinki yaad me hum bimar pade he kam se kam unhe jukham to ho

Mohabbat ke har raate me dard ho dard milega
Me soch rha hu us raaste par medical khol lu mast chlega

Jab tak suraj chand rahega
teri bezzati karne mera kaam rhega

Talent to mujhme kut-kut kr bhara he,
Farak bas itna he ki bareek kut diya h isiliye nazar nhi aata….

Pyari si teri smile,
Mithi si teri voice
Jal jati he log dekh ke meri choice

Padhna mushkil nhi he….
Padhte waqt jo nind aari he….
Us control karna mushkil he

Tumhe jab dekha humne to ye khayal aaya,
Badi jldi me rab tha jab tumko bnaya,
Tumhe jab dekha rab ne to wo bhi ghabraya,
Ki bnana kya tha mujhko or mene kya bnaya

Taj Mahal kya chiz he hum isse bhi acchi imarat bnawa denge..
Shah Jahan ne Mumtaz ko murda dafnaya tha
Hum tujhe zinda hi dafna denge

Mahobbat me jab mujhe dhokha mila to charo or udasi chaa gyi….
Socha tha aag lga dunga is duniya ko
Par kambakkht colony me dusri aa gyi

Pata nhi logo ka pyar andha kese ho jata he
mera to ladaku he.

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